i love you东成西就 台词？

"I love you, my dear colleague or companion in every possible way. The legendary musician and actress, Stephen Chow, has been referred to as the most clever and beautiful girl with snow-white complexion and slender physique in all history. My beauty is undoubtedly one of the greatest blessings bestowed upon me." "Hi, Master Chow, if it wasn't for my strong resistance that night, I'm likely to have committed grave errors. Well, Master Chow, it was definitely my fault that night." "Looking into your eyes, do you dare? How confident I am in seeing the potential within you! It's like an ocean of unlimited possibilities, and you're killing me with laughter." "S bananas, how dare you call yourself 'bella' when clearly you're just a mischievous fruit with sharp teeth? You know very well that I've grown so thin due to constant exertion over these past few days, and I need your help, please. Please let me go, okay?" "In my mind, whether or not to kill you is a matter that should be decided by my master. But without his unwavering adherence to traditional practices, I would have become your mentor at such a young age." "Hmm, Miss Cherry, I haven't seen you in years, but my body seems to be thriving well. How about your figure now? You look quite energetic." "Don't stare at me, otherwise you might fall under my spell. Oh, wait, are you really the charming gentleman who resembles Nicholas Cage? Or do you pretend to be? Without proper guidance from my mentor, I had already blossomed into a formidable figure in the past decade. I beg you to spare me now."